jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

(via kaleidoscopic-fantasies)

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dashdrive:

will you still love me when my eyebrow game is no longer hella strong

(via unescapable)

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mirinswolebabes:

x on We Heart It.

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via bandnerds2013)

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thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(Source: racingbarakarts, via unescapable)

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rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

(via goodvibesandgoodthighs)

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sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via cstiel)

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