yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via unicornbuttcheeks)

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what-mom:

*googles “how to apply for a boyfriend”*

(via confirmance)

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itsmemacleod:

i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen

(via pizza)

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chuchuchullio:

Some days it’s so hard to take this advice.
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