why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?
because they can’t even
- Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
- girl: ....who?
- me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy